Friday, March 13, 2015

Crime and Punishment in Gretna

Murder at the Mill


Well not really.


                                       

                               Host, criminal mastermind and crime writer, Graham


                               
                                                   The crime scene...

I’ve just returned from a weekend of crime writing fun run by Graham Smith and his cronies at Crime and Punishment.  I’ve asked Graham to guest blog about who and what the C and P writers are and it turns out he has guested for MIE before, as a guest of Leighton.  So I felt I was following in great footsteps and was rather chuffed when Graham agreed. So watch this space...

                                       
              My partners in crime ....Michael Malone, writer and poet, who re enacted Jaws with me



                                                       

                             Neil White,  crime writer, Crown Prosecutor and general clever person.


                                          
The Bridgestocks. He's an ex Detective Chief Super. She's an ex family liaison officer I think. And together they write crime fiction and act as advisers on a popular Tv series. Yipe they are married and write together..... they still seem to speak to each other.


Graham is, when not writing crime novels,  the general manager of The Mill Forge, a very famous wedding venue in Scotland and  it would be a fantastic place to host a murder mystery weekend, except  that daft folk will insist on getting married there.

                                      

In 1740 it was a grain mill, the farmhouse was added in 1862. In 1988 the Smith family bought the premises (it was a disused farm by then) and set about building the accommodation, converting the grain mill to a restaurant and bar. The wedding ceremony  venue was added in 1999.

                                      
And very pretty it is to.

It now has a wee shop, a reception and a children’s play area round the back out of sight! My other half, who drummed in wedding bands for years has always said it is a godsend when kids have somewhere to go at a wedding, somewhere where they can get tired out and fall asleep in the corner. Instead of throwing things at the drummer.

                                          

Gretna and Gretna Green are both historically linked to weddings because throughout history, it has always been easier to get married in Scotland than … that other place in the south.
Prior to the Acts of Union (1707) Gretna was a customs post on the drovers road for collecting taxes on cattle crossing the border between the two kingdoms. Then marriage down south became more difficult, both parties had to be over 21 or both parents had to consent whereas in Scotland girls of 12, boys of 14 could get married no matter what the parents thought.  (that might be due to very short life expectancy!)

                                      

So many English betrothed eloped to Gretna, then as the new road was built, Gretna Green was slightly easier to reach and it became the top destination.

                                      

Gretna has an interesting past. During WW1 it  was code named Moorside.  30,000 workers, mostly women, mixed devil’s porridge ( nitro-glycerine and gun cotton into cordite paste ) by hand.
The influx of workers, thousands and thousands of them, caused  huge problems with their drunkeness, which was so bad, even the government was concerned and the problem was deemed to be a threat to national security.

                                    

So the government introduced new bylaws in the area that stretched as far as Carlisle and Maryport; Spiritless Saturdays were introduced. Buying anyone else a drink,  or drinking beer and spirits in the same pub, were both banned. The pub landlords became civil servants and therefore it was unlawful for them to let  people get drunk in their premises.

                                      

What I wasn’t aware of is that this is the home of the Cumberland Gap (Lonnie Donnegan fans need note). The Cumberland Gap refers to the remaining 6 miles of non-upgraded dual-carriageway  that existed between the Scottish Motorway to the North and the M6 at Carlisle.

So as Gretna Green is the first village in Scotland. The railway station serves both Gretna Green and Gretna and it is where the worst rail crash disaster in British history happened. The Quintinshill rail crash, 226 deaths in 1915.

                                        

But the mojo of the area is a happy one. It is said that one in every six Scottish weddings takes place in Gretna / Gretna Green. Over 5000 weddings a year. 

In the old days the black smith could marry couples ( the modern day registry office is known as the Anvil Hall). The  blacksmith and the anvil have become the lasting symbols of Gretna Green weddings. By Scottish law, it was  allowed to have "irregular marriages", meaning that if a declaration was made before two witnesses, almost anybody had the authority to conduct the marriage ceremony. Hence the blacksmiths in Gretna became known as "anvil priests". The most famous,  Richard Rennison, performed 5,147 ceremonies.

                                                   

Since 1929, both parties in Scotland have had to be at least 16 years old, but they still may marry without parental consent. In England and Wales, the age for marriage is now 16 with parental consent and 18 without.

Thousands of couples from around the world come to be married in Gretna Green.

In popular fiction Gretna has come to the attention of Jane Austin, Tony Hancock, Agatha Christie,  EastEnders, Downton Abbey, Coronation Street and the 1949 Hitchcock movie Under Capricorn.


Caro Ramsay 13 03 2015

6 comments:

  1. That looks like a beautiful place for young love, or even an old married curmudgeon like myself.

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  2. Let's see, how do I approach this subject and survive my comment being read by some who might misconstrue it's frivolous intent.

    I've got it, let's talk about the stated symbol of marriage in that lovely part of Scotland: an anvil. Pretty direct I'd say. As for the risk of a murder mystery weekend leading to marriage, I'd venture to guess statistics support the real risk is in the reverse.

    But what would I know, in my Pittsburgh accept the words "lawyer" and "liar" sound the same.

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  3. Caro, being an early adopter of Jane Austen (say around age 9), Gretna Green was the first place in Scotland that I knew the name of, and all I knew of it was that Lydia and Mr. Wickham did NOT go there. Sex eduction being unknown in Our Lady of Lourdes School, I was not sure what all the fuss was about--but ever since then, Gretna Green had spelled romance to me.

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  4. Drunkenness and nitroglycerin together... What could go wrong?

    A number of good panels today at LCC, lunch with Tim Hallinan, Lisa Brackmann, Peg Brantley, myself and my wife Sharon, and two other women who's full names escape me in my doddering infirmement, then Tim's GoH interview, and finally the LCC 25th anniversary celebration. Good times were had by all, though we missed our comrades...

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  5. Drunkenness and nitroglycerin together... What could go wrong?

    A number of good panels today at LCC, lunch with Tim Hallinan, Lisa Brackmann, Peg Brantley, myself and my wife Sharon, and two other women who's full names escape me in my doddering infirmement, then Tim's GoH interview, and finally the LCC 25th anniversary celebration. Good times were had by all, though we missed our comrades...

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